So, I've read lots of "You Know You're a Triathlete if..." type of lists, but most of them seem to be written by a married man. I am NOT married or a man, so I thought I would come up with my own list.
You Know Your a Triathlete if....
18. You are broke!
17. You've traded in a car payment for a bike payment.
16. You're could care less what kind of car a guy drives. You're more interested in the stickers on it and the bike he rides.
15. You feel like a slacker for only getting in a 25 mile bike ride and a 3 mile run over the weekend...even if it's the off season.
14. You've "chicked" a guy!
13. You've worn black dress socks over your white compression socks at work.
12. The guy you've been seeing regularly is not your boyfriend...he's your chiropractor.
11. If you're interested in a guy, you check him out on Athlinks before looking him up on Facebook.
10. Most of the time you are wearing a bra that slips over your head...even when you're not training.
9. You own lots of swim caps.
8. Peeing outside is completely normal.
7. Your dream tropical vacation includes a 2.4 mile swim, a 112 bike ride, and running a marathon....on the same day.
6. You've been envious of another woman's big thighs.
5. Some of the people you see the most don't recognize you WITH makeup on.
4. You've had to cut your nails because of the darn chain grease stains.
3. You're not at all turned off by a guy wearing socks pulled up to his knees and shorts.
2. Guys look funny with hair on their legs.
1. You've said the words, "I should have taken in MORE calories!"
Ahhhh...so very true :-)
ReplyDeleteWow, this is impressive. Maybe you should add..you've had a friend tell you that she's jealous of your super toned calf muscles!
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